Another Stuck Truck

Ok, finally another video of a pretty good stuck during the daylight. This one ends rather interestingly. I think overall, I spent about as much time getting unstuck, as I did just driving :). Keep in mind that this was at least ten years ago now, back in my skinny kid days- also when I had a bit more hair :).

Anarchy Online Stuff

Some of you may know something about the online RPG I occasionally play called Anarchy Online. I have several well set up characters for different purposes catalogued here: http://lorddredd-anarchy.blogspot.com/. The most interesting thing I've done so far (from an entertainment value perspective) is fighting a rather large level 30ish boss with a level 1 (one) character. For those of you not up on the way things work- yes you do start at level 1 :). From there you level up and increase your skills. My goal here was to take a level 1 guy and make him as powerful as possible and take on a boss that regularly wipes out whole teams of level 20s. I added some sound effects and music to help keep it interesting. So, here's that fight, I recommend full screen with sound- you may have to click the Youtube button in the lower right and go directly to Youtube to watch it in full screen.

A couple notes, My health bar is the red bar in the top left corner. The bad guy's bar is the big long bar that shows up sort of upper right of my screen when I have him targeted. He also has a couple of little "Infector" buddies to help him out. I also sped up a couple parts to get the time under 10 minutes for YouTube...

Truck fun in the Mud- with a Point!

Ok, it's about time I posted something else so here goes. I finally figured out a semi-decent process for editing and uploading video and keeping the audio synchronized. So here's another clip of one of my old trucks- and this one has a bit of a point to it. This is mostly random footage of me driving around in an old truck in the mud (with me narrating a bit at the end). That might sound sort of silly or like a waste to some people, like that money could have been spent elsewhere- or on a vehicle that got much better gas mileage. However, here's the point. I always thought a 4x4 truck would be pretty cool and followed that "dream" and eventually ended up with two different trucks. My bigger green truck in particular (see older posts) was a pretty unique vehicle and quite an attention getter. If I ever wanted attention from hundreds of people, all I had to do was drive in front of an elementary school during recess or around home time, and all the boys would turn and watch the truck drive by. The girls really didn't get it but most of the guys would say something like Cool! Monster Truck!



I was never all that interested in the attention, but the other type of attention this truck got was from older guys in parking lots. Probably every other week, I'd be going into a mall or something and some older gentleman would make a friendly comment on the truck as I was getting out and heading to the store. Some guys would say "Nice truck, reminds me of one I used to have". Other guys would say with a little bit of regret in their voice "Nice truck, I always wanted to build/own a truck like that".

AHA!, that's the thing I'm avoiding! I never want to be the 65 year old man that says "I always wanted to....but now I can't..." Obviously you can't pursue every little dream, but I definitely want to have some fun with the ones I can. I want to be the 65 year old man who says "I wanted to have a big ugly monster truck, and I did! and it was fun!" :) Luckily I don't have particularly huge or expensive dreams, like to own a Ferrari or a helicopter or a space station :).

So, that's the moral of the story, and here's one more quick little funny anecdote: You may have heard the phrase "If you have to ask- you won't understand" in various circumstances. It always sounded a little elitist or snobbish to me, as in- "you're beneath understanding this, or this is out of your league". However, a situation came up one time where this phrase applied perfectly, (although I never actually said it) and it wasn't elitist- just someone on a whole different wavelength. So here's the story.

I don't recall the exact location but I was just getting into or out of this truck, which was covered in mud and five or six guys came up and we had a little chat about it. After some preliminary chat, one of the guys asked what I did with the truck. I said "Well, it's my daily driver but I also mess around with it in the the bush and mud sometimes". Another guy added his agreement and said "Yea, it's a perfect truck for that". Then the first guy said, looking completely baffled, "Why would you drive through the mud"?

....Umm, why would I drive through mud.... how do you explain to someone why you drive through mud. The second guy and I looked at each other and back at the first guy with that look that says "I know there's a good answer to this, but I have no idea how to explain it to you". We both completely understood why, but it's just hard to explain to someone why you would drive through mud. I suppose there are a few correct answers to this question but none really help the listener understand the motivation. Two correct answers might be "because it's fun" and "because it's there".

I think I just answered "Just for fun, like some people collect stamps". Since I had the second guy on my side the first guy acknowledged "Oh, ok, I see." but he still had that look like he'd just met someone with an extremely eccentric hobby... Anyway, I think that's the first time I've really thought "If you have to ask, you won't understand" :).

Where's the Edge of the Road Exactly? Hard to tell Sometimes...

I'm going to try something different this time. I'm gonna try to embed a video here that I posted on YouTube. If this works it's a video of me re-enacting an event which happened several years ago. It's pretty self explanatory :).

Three Certainties in Life

[Edit- Please take this as humorous- not cynical :)]

Ok, this is going to be a post without pictures for a change, and will hopefully contain some semi-meaningful thought. As we all know, there are some well accepted certainties in the world such as death and taxes, and I have another one I'd like to add one to that. This revelation comes from years of dealing with and trying to understand girls. I don't know that any guy can truly ever really grasp this, but there are still some things to be learned from the attempt :).

So, here's the third certainty in life:

If a girl says or does something and you're not quite sure what she meant, and you try to figure out all the possibilities for what you think it might be- and try to run through in your mind how you'd respond if it was each one, you can be pretty certain that what she really meant was nothing that ever entered your head. And of course since you didn't anticipate it, you're going to be totally caught off guard and unprepared to respond intelligently.

Of course this is not a hard and fast rule and doesn't happen all the time, but with any sort of interpersonal interaction, a guy can pretty much expect to be baffled by a girl at some time, and this can be a comforting theory to fall back on, assured that it may not necessarily be deliberate or malicious- it's just the nature of the universe. You can't argue with a force of nature.

Let's take a quick example. Suppose a guy goes to ask out a girl he likes- full of hope- with visions of sugar plums in his eyes. He gets up the courage to ask her out for a coffee and she says. "Oh, I'm really busy right now. I have a lot of things going on, I don’t have time- Sorry". It may not seem like it to many girls, but most guys would interpret that as a fairly vague answer. So, having been through this before, the confounded young man gives lots of room for a multitude of possibilities as he tries to figure out what exactly that means and what he is supposed to do next.

The first thing he might do is take this statement at face-value and hope that she is actually "busy" and there is hope for a future coffee-date after the busy-ness subsides. If the guy is really astute and well composed, he might even consider trying to clarify this right away. However, he will already be a little stressed trying to get his heart rate down below 200 and will be pleased with the minor personal triumph he has just achieved, glad to get away without having fainted or blurted out anything embarrassing. However, after the poor guy walks away to think about things and delight in the fact that he wasn’t outright rejected, he realizes that he has a bit of a dilemma about whether or not to ask again at a later time. This is generally a positive outlook, somewhere in the middle of good and bad possible outcomes- and what a guy would most likely want to believe is the case. It is not a rejection of his person or his character, but a cruel twist of destiny that the timing just didn’t work out. Knowing this is just the tip of the iceberg of possible interpretations of those few words, he ponders what else she could have meant…

Being a realist, our guy contemplates the most negative option possible. It is quite conceivable that when the girl said "I don't have time- I'm really busy" she actually meant "Get away from me you freak of nature- I despise the ground you walk on!" This may be a stretch, but with guys being the masters of not getting (or mis-reading) hints, it's good to cover all the bases.

At the extreme optimistic and unlikely positive end of the spectrum, our guy may interpret the girl as actually meaning something like: "Thanks so much for the offer. That's really flattering and sweet of you to ask me out, but I really am quite busy at the moment. I'd love to go out with you sometime in the future though. Please keep me in mind and I'd love a chance to get to know you better once I have fulfilled my rigorous scholarly obligations and have more time to spend in earnest friendship development with possible marital implications." (guys generally think in run-on sentences)

This covers the extremes of the possible meanings and if a guy can accept and prepare to respond appropriately to any of these that’s a pretty good start. Within the range of extremes the guy will also try to cover many of the grey areas. Here is some of the middle ground he might cover.

When a girl says “I’m busy right now, I don’t have time…” she may mean:

“I have never thought about you in that way, and I’m not really interested, but I don’t want to directly reject you so I’ll just claim that I’m too busy, and thus save your feelings from being hurt”

“I really don’t know you all that well and I’m kind of shy about going out with guys, so even though I might consider going out, I’d be too uncomfortable to go out with you alone”

“Who are you ?!?”

“Ewww- That’s just weird- you creep me out”

“I’m too busy for you- I do have priorities which I’d make time for, but you’re not it”

“I’d love to go out but my parents or other third party guardian-type would kill me, and that would make me very busy”

“You and me? HAH, I’m too good for you”

“I’d like to go out but I’m going to say no this time to see if you ask me again to make sure you’re serious”.

“I’m just not interested and I’m hoping that if I keep putting you off, you‘ll get the hint and go bother someone else without me having to be too specific”

So, after considering all these possibilities the key for any guy is to not freak out between the time he thinks of all these options and the time he finds out the real meaning. In the end, everything will be ok, as we’ll soon find out. As of this point however, the guy will think he’s covered about all he can think of and will prepare to accept whatever happens when he finally does get up the courage to find out what the truth is. This can be quite tricky itself as he will probably have to ask the girl specifically for more detail, or he might be able to get some information from a sympathetic third party. So, now comes the moment of truth! With all the contingencies considered and the appropriate responses prepared- he is ready to face the music- whether it be harps and angels or out-of-tune bagpipes.

The moment of truth- the true meaning will be nothing he ever dreamed of in all his thoughts (and I struggle to come up with good examples since by definition I will have thought of it- and that cannot be the truth, but I’ll take a shot for the sake of completeness)

The true meaning of "Oh, I'm really busy right now. I have a lot of things going on, I don’t have time- Sorry" will be something like:

“I’m actually working under-cover at this school on an FBI investigation and I’m not allowed to socialize with the subjects of my investigation.”

"I'm busy trying to avoid you. I noticed that you're wearing Air-Jordan running shoes- endorsed by Michael Jordan- who played for the Chicago Bulls. I was once trampled by a bull in a tragic incident which prematurely ended my career as a Matador. Now I'm deathly afraid of anything associated with bulls- so it definitely wouldn't work out between us. "

“My father is doing business with The King of Siam and I’ve just been given to him to be his bride as part of a business arrangement and I’m busy making preparations to go become his official financial advisor and Queen.”

“I really don’t have much time. I must complete my work on earth before the mothership comes to take me back to Omicron Theta 9.”

So, those are just a few samples that the average guy just won’t see coming (but are probably completely obvious to any girls reading this). So, what to do? The best thing for a guy to do is to look very thoughtful, not give any hint of surprise, and very slowly say something like- “Ahhh….. I see……. I thought it must be something like that…. Well you take care now…..”

After the truth is out, there is not much left for a guy to do but move on and learn from the experience. And really the only things to learn are how to keep a straight face in spite of being completely stupefied after thinking you thought of everything, (and to realize that you will never think of everything) and to keep being optimistic, because one day you will find a girl who will actually mean one of the things you anticipated.

P.S. Just contemplating my next post and wondering if the subject would be remotely interesting for anyone to read, or whether I should just post more pictures of kittens :). I am considering writing the story of "My First Love". I've told many people this story, but never written it down as far as I can recall. The catch is, it spans a period of about ten years (two or three months of specific story, then sporadic contact over several years), and will probably take days to write out and fill more space than this blog page will allow. So, if anyone knows if I can simply add attachments to this site, let me know and I might post a Word document for people to download instead of writing 20 pages worth of text on the front page.

Fun with Fire

Here are a fun couple of pictures from last summer. They really tell a story- short as it is. These two pictures are from a camping trip last summer down to the US. If you scroll down slowly to the first picture and look carefully you can see me disposing of some lantern fuel on a dying campfire. (cool camera by the way, to get the liquid in mid-air like that). You can see a friend of mine- (Hi Heather :) watching the event fairly close by. If you scroll down to the second picture you see about a two second time delay and the end result of the flammable liquid disposal. I'm not sure if any more narration is necessary. Sometimes fire can be so much fun :).

This hazardous stunt was performed by trained professionals- do NOT try this at home. (maybe at someone else's home...)

Old Hobbies Die Hard

Ok, so I found out how to add pictures at least four at at time. Three of these are pictures of the truck I used to own. The last one is of a kitten who fell asleep in his food. There's no relation. I only had three pictures of my truck and just thought it looked odd so I had to find something else to put in there. (and since this post will probably alienate most girls- the kitten should provide some cuteness as compensation). Edit: even though I had the pictures in a 2 by 2 layout, they reverted to vertical for some reason- but I'll still leave the kitten there. I've had two trucks similar to this but this is the bigger one and probably my favourite. The pictures probably don't really do it justice. For the people who like some detail, it is/was a '75 Jimmy which had its body replaced by a pickup truck cab. What's left is a very short pickup truck. It has 40 x 17 inch tires with a custom body lift. There is a snow-plow mount on the front, air-tank in the custom rear tube bumper, removable rear mud-flaps (taken off in the mud shots). 4.10 gears in the 1-ton axles. Stock 305 Chevy small block out of an old Grand Prix. It had no inner front fenders which allowed changing spark plugs without opening the hood. It was the ultimate play truck and my daily driver for a couple of years, definitely one-of-a-kind. I eventually lost the truck when the person whose farm I was storing it at "sold it for me".

Last one for the day

Here's one of the only pictures I can seem to find of me that's semi-close-up and not a crowd of people. This is me and a buddy- he's kinda famous. You may have seen him in one of his three fairly well-known movies. He was hanging out at the office on my birthday so we took a picture. Please excuse the angle of the shot. I have fired that camera-man and hired a new one who doesn't suffer from vertigo and isn't otherwise vertically challenged. I'll try to edit/rotate/crop the picture later...

So, is this the only way to add pictures?

Well, that went pretty smoothly. Here's another picture of me with some of the guys (and girl) from the local volunteer Fire Department I'm on. This was taken at a parade in the summer of 2006. I'm the guy sort of in the middle with the white-ish shirt on. It was about 100 degrees so hopefully you'll excuse us for not being in full turnout gear :). Ok, just figured out I can add more than one picture at a time- so there's two...

Since I don't know what else to do, I'll post some more current pictures of me in thrilling and exciting poses. Here's me standing outside a fairly historic establishment in Thunder Bay, Ontario. I'm not trying to look like a bouncer, but this was a family visit and my mom wanted me in with some local scenery- so I went to "go stand over there".

What's a Blog?- Guess I'll find out when I'm done :)

Everyone seems to have one, so It must be cool :). So here's mine. We'll see how it goes. I think I'll put up random pictures or something. So far I'm discovering I don't have a lot of current pictures of myself that aren't in groups or far away, but it's a start.